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#1 Kritty_Gal

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Posted 22 May 2009 - 01:32 PM

A Darwin man has been fined $1400 and had his licence disqualified for six months after being caught drink-driving while having sex.

The Darwin Magistrates Court heard that a ute being driven by 33-year-old builder Bradley Dean Milne was seen by another driver veering onto the wrong side of a busy Darwin road one afternoon last month.

The concerned driver only realised what was going on in the ute when both cars stopped at a set of traffic lights.

Police say Milne was engaged in a sexual romp with his female passenger that continued for several kilometres.

The court heard that when Milne turned onto another road, his passenger climbed onto his lap and he continued to swerve down the road.

He was stopped by police a short time later and recorded a blood alcohol reading of 0.09.

Milne's lawyer said he was embarrassed and ashamed about the incident.

He pleaded guilty to five charges, including driving without a seatbelt and drink driving.



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Posted 22 May 2009 - 01:35 PM

Driving drunk while having sex without a seatbelt, definitely not safe sex haha

The guys going to think here's another kid using a fake ID or here's McLovin, the 25 year old Hawaiian organ donor. So what's it going to be? I am McLovin. No your not. No one's McLovin, McLovin's never existed because that's a made up, dumb, f**king fairy tale name you f**k


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Posted 22 May 2009 - 01:49 PM

Hahahha champ.

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Posted 22 May 2009 - 02:27 PM

Well shit son, no point doing things by halves.

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Posted 22 May 2009 - 02:28 PM

Thats what i call talent
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Posted 22 May 2009 - 02:42 PM

what a legend! hahaha definitely sm_headbang.gif - worthy lol
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Posted 22 May 2009 - 02:54 PM

DISTRACTION............... lol

its hard enough concentrating at the best of times.... let alone in the middle of nookie.....
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Posted 22 May 2009 - 05:39 PM

laugh.gif what a top bloke

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Fine, i will rule the skies... we will live in clouds and where cute little fairy wings in shades of pink.


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Posted 22 May 2009 - 06:08 PM

My idol!

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Posted 22 May 2009 - 06:40 PM

They got the story wrong.

I got off, just had to give the women officer a bit of the lovin and she let me go. Actually called me back again a few days later, foxy minx!

They just made the story up, so it sounded better for the papers cool.gif

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Posted 22 May 2009 - 07:28 PM

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Posted 24 May 2009 - 03:04 PM

friggen expensive root, funny as though biggrin.gif laugh.gif
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Posted 27 August 2009 - 05:51 PM

Haha, Mad. Yeah Journalist's always change the stories so they are more interesting to read. But hey :P That fella is a legend either way
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Posted 07 September 2009 - 04:08 PM

to all the lads saying top effort by the bloke - i reckon the chick deserves the credit.

think about it how many blokes would or have done this

now think about the response you'd get from your other half - remembering this was no deserted road but in the states capital

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Posted 09 November 2009 - 01:50 AM

These people are now my idols.
But part of me really wants to see what would happen if someone got busted for this in Townsville or Cairns.


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Posted 09 November 2009 - 08:30 AM

hahaha thats funny

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Posted 10 November 2009 - 05:17 PM

Yer.....6 months ago.......
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Posted 10 November 2009 - 05:38 PM

View PostPimp-STi, on 10 November 2009 - 05:17 PM, said:

Yer.....6 months ago.......

hhahahahahahahahhahahahahahah.

View PostFabz, on 27 April 2010 - 11:01 PM, said:

I bet its a VP V10 blown twin over head dick fingerers with full drag spec drive line ans supersonic windscreen wipers. Be sure to check under the seat for some pirate gold as i hear these cars are THAT rare.


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shut the f**K up. i dont care. ACA, 60 minutes, today tonight, i f**king hate you all so much i hope you die some kind of firey hell in the anus of the devil you pack of c**ts.


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Posted 01 June 2010 - 03:11 PM

hi 5 champ, he did what all us blokes dream of

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Posted 14 July 2011 - 08:13 PM

He's talented

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