Swerving driver caught in drunken sex act
#1
Posted 22 May 2009 - 01:32 PM
The Darwin Magistrates Court heard that a ute being driven by 33-year-old builder Bradley Dean Milne was seen by another driver veering onto the wrong side of a busy Darwin road one afternoon last month.
The concerned driver only realised what was going on in the ute when both cars stopped at a set of traffic lights.
Police say Milne was engaged in a sexual romp with his female passenger that continued for several kilometres.
The court heard that when Milne turned onto another road, his passenger climbed onto his lap and he continued to swerve down the road.
He was stopped by police a short time later and recorded a blood alcohol reading of 0.09.
Milne's lawyer said he was embarrassed and ashamed about the incident.
He pleaded guilty to five charges, including driving without a seatbelt and drink driving.
[size=2]Blue 02 Kia Rio = Gwen[/size]
[size=2]Black 03 XR6 Turbo Ute = Borris [/size]
#2
Posted 22 May 2009 - 01:35 PM
The guys going to think here's another kid using a fake ID or here's McLovin, the 25 year old Hawaiian organ donor. So what's it going to be? I am McLovin. No your not. No one's McLovin, McLovin's never existed because that's a made up, dumb, f**king fairy tale name you f**k
#3
Posted 22 May 2009 - 01:49 PM
#4
Posted 22 May 2009 - 02:27 PM
#5
Posted 22 May 2009 - 02:28 PM
#6
Posted 22 May 2009 - 02:42 PM
#7
Posted 22 May 2009 - 02:54 PM
its hard enough concentrating at the best of times.... let alone in the middle of nookie.....
[size=2]Blue 02 Kia Rio = Gwen[/size]
[size=2]Black 03 XR6 Turbo Ute = Borris [/size]
#9
Posted 22 May 2009 - 06:08 PM
#10
Posted 22 May 2009 - 06:40 PM
I got off, just had to give the women officer a bit of the lovin and she let me go. Actually called me back again a few days later, foxy minx!
They just made the story up, so it sounded better for the papers
#11
Posted 22 May 2009 - 07:28 PM
"THE PATH OF THE GTI-R IS BESET WITH PERIL BY THE INJUSTICES OF THE SPEED CAMERA AND THE TYRANNY OF OTHER DRIVERS. BLESSED IS HE WHO OVERTAKES THE EVO & STI THROUGH THE VALLEY OF HAIRPIN TURNS, FOR HE IS TRULY HIS CAR'S TUNER AND THE FINDER OF LOST HORSEPOWER. . . AND WE SHALT STRIKE DOWN WITH GREAT BOOST AND FURIOUS ACCELERATION ON WHOEVER DOTH ATTEMPT TO OBSTRUCT OR DELAY OUR OVERTAKING. . .
AND YOU SHALT KNOW OUR NAME IS RNN14 WHEN WE LAY THY VEGENCE UPON THEE."
Nissan RNN14 GTi-R Such An Obsession
God Created Turbo Lag To Give V8s A Chance..
mmm AWD Nothing But Traction . . .
#12
Posted 24 May 2009 - 03:04 PM
#13
Posted 27 August 2009 - 05:51 PM
-Kilowatts are like drugs, the more you get, the more you want
-Boost me, and double clutch me so i can get my Loss of Traction
-NOS is like a hot girl with an STD. You want to hit it but you are afraid of what might happen.
-Hold it to the floor till you see god, count to 3, then let off, if everything seems under control youre not going fast enough.
-Keeping your foot off the pedal of a muscle car is like taking a hooker to dinner, that's not what your spending the money for.
-My wheel nuts require more torque then what your car makes.
-A RWD is like a mullet, business up front, Party in the back. A FWD is like a combover
-Real cars don't power the front wheels, they lift them
-The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it
"So if it Isn't Sideways, You ain't driving it."
#14
Posted 07 September 2009 - 04:08 PM
think about it how many blokes would or have done this
now think about the response you'd get from your other half - remembering this was no deserted road but in the states capital
good onya luv for being such a good sport
the silver sleeper
#15
Posted 09 November 2009 - 01:50 AM
But part of me really wants to see what would happen if someone got busted for this in Townsville or Cairns.
#16
Posted 09 November 2009 - 08:30 AM
#17
Posted 10 November 2009 - 05:17 PM
2006 Subaru WRX STi (TEAM PIGNOSE)
GT3076r = 272.9kwatw.

if u want a quick p plate car go get a commodore with a ecotec and put a set of extractors on it and a 2.5 exaust on it with a ss cai in it and a tune and it will keep up with a stock ls1
#18
Posted 10 November 2009 - 05:38 PM
Pimp-STi, on 10 November 2009 - 05:17 PM, said:
hhahahahahahahahhahahahahahah.
Fabz, on 27 April 2010 - 11:01 PM, said:
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shut the f**K up. i dont care. ACA, 60 minutes, today tonight, i f**king hate you all so much i hope you die some kind of firey hell in the anus of the devil you pack of c**ts.
#19
Posted 01 June 2010 - 03:11 PM
#20
Posted 14 July 2011 - 08:13 PM
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